I used to be addicted to not showering.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why is summer always sad?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?