What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?