What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How can you farm during the winter?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?