What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
Do dads always snore?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do math teachers love March?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What building always gets stains on it?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
