Why did the chicken cross the net?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do math teachers eat?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the cat so small?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?