What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where do books sleep?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
