What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where does laundry go to college?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?