What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
