How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Do dads always snore?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?