What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do hurricanes see?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?