What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why was the dog so popular?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?