What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?