What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?