What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What says: oom oom oom?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where do termites go camping?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?