What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
