What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?