Why is winter considered holy?
Because of the snow angels!
Why is furniture so generous?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
If you need help building an ark...
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why were the atoms always hungry?