Why is winter considered holy?
Because of the snow angels!
What was the first animal in space?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What kind of bird can write?