What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What siblings are always sad?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is the color of the wind?