What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How much money does a skunk have?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
