What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do fish use for glasses?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?