What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do fish live in salt water?