What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
