What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
If you need help building an ark...
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?