Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?