Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the barber win the race?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?