What kind of tree loves to high-five?
A palm tree!
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is the most faithful insect?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do stars celebrate in December?