Why do baseball players always go to the park?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you measure a millennial?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?