What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.