Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why was the spider so smart?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?