What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's the holiest insect?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?