Why did the mare gain weight?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It's allergy season again?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What games do ants play with elephants?