Who invented fractions?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?