Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which animal is the most religious?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
