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Why did the body of water think so much?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
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What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?