Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do horses navigate at night?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?