Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How do you make a cow float?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
