Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?