What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What does the sun drink out of?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?