Why could no one recognize the sheep?
He had a goatee.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
