What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
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What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
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Why did the cat go to medical school?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
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Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's the richest basketball team?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?