What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which baseball player do fish root for?