What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why should you not pamper a cow?