What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
