What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What sport can waiters play really well?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What animal has the most fun?
Can February March?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?