Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where do termites go camping?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?