What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?