What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where do hands go on vacation?