What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
