What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which princess is best suited for winter?