What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?