Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?