Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the cat go to medical school?