What do ocean animals do when it snows?
They build a snow-manta ray!
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why is money so stubborn?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
