What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What horn never makes a sound?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?