What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why was the dog overweight?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
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