Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do fish do at parades?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a table you can eat?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?