What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do fish do at parades?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?