Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What is the smallest lion?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?