Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
