Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What bird is losing its hair?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why do cats love to work?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a henway?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
