Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?