Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?