Why are bakers paid so much money?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How much does freedom weigh?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?