Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What shape has a knighthood?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are boxers good comedians?