How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?