What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Cool music.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the opposite of irony?
