Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which bug is related to you?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where do termites go camping?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?