What's the most determined bird?
A peli-can!
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a pig thief?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
