What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?