What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What birds always travel in twos?