Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What school subject really rocks?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?