What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Hey there, bud!
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How do you get straight A's?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's good for both poker and theater?
