What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?