Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How long do chickens work?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?