What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which subject has two parts?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?