Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is the strongest animal?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?