What animal has more lives than a cat?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How do birds threaten one another?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a retired cowboy?