Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do you arrest a pig?
How are mountains able to see?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?