Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?