What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where does laundry go to college?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
