What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the color of the wind?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Do dads always snore?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did he change his bike's tires?