What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?