Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is blue and not heavy?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
When do cows get tired?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?