Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
