Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
Why are winter days great?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's E.T. short for?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?