What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?