What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?