Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you get kids to do something?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's a kitty's favorite book?