What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?