Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did electricity win the race?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How do frogs get to work?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How do you organize a space party?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?