Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which animal will never go bald?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
We had a discussion about roses.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
