What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What sport can waiters play really well?