What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
