Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?