Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
