Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?