What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How does the sun listen to music?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?