Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a forklift?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?