Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where do horses reside?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
