What type of birds stay together forever?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
How was the wedding?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?