What game does chlorine never lose?
Pool.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What animals make the best students?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
