What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do you care for a sick bird?