What game does chlorine never lose?
Pool.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?