When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is the most faithful insect?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?