Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?