Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are all priests fit?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do books sleep?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of dog loves to eat?