Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What game do mice love to play?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do hurricanes see?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?