Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is the most faithful insect?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How do locomotives know where to go?
