Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?