What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which hot drink loves golf?