Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.