What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why is money so stubborn?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How does the moon cut her hair?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?