Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What is the wealthiest fish?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?