What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How long do chickens work?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What birds make average students?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Where would you find an elephant?
