What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which state has the best streets?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Families are like fudge.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a frog's favorite year?