What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
When do astronauts eat?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?