What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Where does breakfast live?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
