What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the mirror cross the road?