What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which animal will never go bald?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?