Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What animal floats best?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Can February March?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How do cats make a birthday cake?