What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do nosey peppers do?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?