Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are all priests fit?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
