What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What insect runs away from everything?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?