Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How are teens like cats?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?