Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How does a squid go into battle?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?