Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?