What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
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What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
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What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
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What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Which dance will a chicken not do?