What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was the bee sad?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why was the cat so small?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What country has the most fish?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
