Which is the worst season?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?