Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Which plant has the best roar?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How much does freedom weigh?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What horn never makes a sound?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why are ghosts always single?
