What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?