What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?