Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
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Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How do snowmen get information?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where does the president keep his razor?