Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do hurricanes see?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?