Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
Which bug is related to you?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
