Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How do hurricanes see?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the elk have great hair?