What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What season begins with a thud?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do burgers like to dance?