What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What do bees chew?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
