What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Do you know the name Pavlov?