What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?