Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?