Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?