What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How was the wedding?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What kind of bird can write?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
