What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?