Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why is furniture so generous?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What siblings are always sad?
What car always breaks the rules?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?