Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
