Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
If you need help building an ark...
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is the most faithful insect?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?