Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?