What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What animal should you never play poker with?