What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the barber win the race?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do two skunks argue?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the person sit on the clock?