What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Mums.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What are you studying in math?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?