What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Little Bread Rising Hood.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How did the toad die?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do milkshakes come from?