Why are pigs so good at building houses?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?