What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?