What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
