What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's the scariest letter?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?