What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?