What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are goats so funny?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?